AISubs v3.7
Yadona! Tadada! Shimeyado! Ryoto! Tadada! Yadona! Shimeyado!
When you watch sports, there's a culture of "winning" against your opponent's team.
I did that when I was in elementary school.
What did you do?
I played "pitcher" and "bb" and stuff like that.
That's cute and all, but...
Isn't that pretty bad?
In high school, there's "tiger match" and stuff like that.
It's pretty crazy.
I heard it's pretty amazing.
In "giant match" or something like that,
there's a song called "shocon comete".
You sing it as a substitute song for "shocon comete".
Die, die, die, rot away, giant match
Really?!
You still do it now?!
Isn't it too bad?
It's changed.
There's a culture of "let's not do that" in sports competitions.
But even so,
there's a little bit of "booing" against your opponent's team.
That's also a pleasure.
Don't you think it's just right?
In sports "booing" competitions,
I think it's the most forgivable.
It's "booing" when you're free-throwing a basketball.
"Booing" is...
For example, I'm going to free-throw now.
The other team is like...
Hurry up and break the rhythm.
It's like that.
I wonder if it has anything to do with it.
I'm a professional, so I don't know.
I wonder if "booing" can make the play go crazy.
I wonder if top-ranked sports can affect the play like "booing".
This time, I'm going to show you my special "booing".
Are you okay with it?
Of course, I'm not a professional.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I think it's easy to understand.
I'm going to free-throw now.
The probability of my free-throw is exactly 50%.
If your "booing" doesn't make me free-throw even one ball,
it's "booing" for you.
Two or three balls should make you free-throw.
In other countries of sports,
sometimes there are "open" free-throws.
There are girls who are good at free-throws.
Really?
What kind of sports is it?
Soccer.
Wow, that's amazing.
Isn't it a little too much of a soccer game?
There are supporters who are doing too much of that.
So I'd like you to put out a video of just the right sweetness and understand it.
What are you looking at, you!
Get up in front of me!
If you could choose five today, which one would you choose?
That's right.
It's not a mentality of "I'll decide."
If you enter five in a row, you'll get a pretty big reward.
Pretty big?
Pretty big.
Each person will give out 50,000 yen each and get a pretty big gift.
Well, that's good.
Please do it with the motivation of "I'll decide."
I'll do my best!
When I entered, I said that my free-throw success rate was 50%.
It's really 50%.
It's really 50% of the guys who come here and shoot today.
It's fast, isn't it?
But it's not fast next time.
Oh no! It's in!
I'm going to miss it soon.
Here you go.
I'd like you to decide here.
It's like this.
Well, I don't think I'll miss it all.
If you miss it, you'll be out.
I'll push you out and go home.
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it.
The ball was like this, too.
I thought there was only one ball, but there were three in my vision.
You didn't know which one it was, did you?
While I was listening to it, I said it a little, but women's eyes are drawn to it.
That's right.
I put one and a half on it right away, so let's get rid of it and go.
Yes.
The moment I hit it, I thought it went in.
The course was flying straight, too.
But it was a little strong.
Men's muscles are unconsciously doubled by having boobs, so I guess it was the reason why I couldn't calculate that double.
Wow, 250,000 yen is gone.
So, until the second free throw.
Three, two, one, action!
Free throw, huh?
Are you going to let me put you in like this?
Take it!
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Ah!
You did it!
I don't know if I can do it, but I'm impressed.
You did it!
This board turned diagonally.
Wow!
You didn't do it because you were kind.
What?
You didn't do it because you were kind.
No, it's my excuse.
Why did you do it because you were kind?
I did my best, so I complimented you.
You should have made it to the second place.
That's right.
I'm sorry for my excuse.
I practiced a lot, so I was worried about whether I could do it.
I'm sorry for making you wait for me.
I'll wait for you.
I'll wait for you and interfere you.
Please wait for me.
What kind of smell?
Poop smell and another good smell.
There was a good smell.
The smell of wood.
It smells good, but it can't be a good smell.
We all smelled it.
Only the good smell reached us.
I thought I could do it because it smelled good, but it's wide.
The earth is wide.
Thank you all!
Now we have removed three-fifths.
If we don't choose the other two, we won't be able to say 50%.
It's really wide.
I'm counting on you.
Even if we remove it, we can't say that we know it.
I'm definitely going to decide! I'm definitely going to decide!
The fourth piece of the puzzle! Here you go!
Let's go with a strong "let's go!" and succeed in the shoot!
How was it?
Even for me, who couldn't make it in,
I feel like this was the most stressful shoot I've ever had.
Oh, that's good!
The timing of the shot and everything.
Not being able to shoot at my own timing
made it hard for me to do it.
That's good, that's good.
But you've already missed four-fifths of it!
How is it?!
You're getting more nervous, aren't you?
While you're at it.
You'll definitely miss one.
Lastly...
Shibayu-san is in the way!
I want to cheer you on!
You've come this far!
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
Do your best!
This is crazy!
I seriously can't do it!
I do it with the feeling of "if I miss it, I'll retire",
so I hope you'll watch it!
Please!
Even if you go to high school, do your best in basketball!
Well, I have a weapon called faith in front of me, so I'll do my best!
You're a 170-year-old rich kid, aren't you?
This is it! This is the last tournament!
I can't miss this free throw!
I'll do my best for my teammates, family and friends who support me!
Yeah! Do your best!
Yeah!
I'll never do it again!
My sweat is shaking and I can't throw it anymore!
It hit the sky!
This is how Insect Glasses injured his best friend's Insect Glasses with a free throw and became limps, right?
And now...
20 seconds later...
It's not just a dream of saying "it's okay"
I wanted you to do it with your hips until you get a general trauma.
I've been practicing a lot, haven't I?
I've been through it about twice in a row.
You've been doing a good job of hitting each other, haven't you?
As a man, I can't be made fun of like this and removed like this.
It was amazing that you managed to get out of there.
The moment you got out of there, we had no choice but to go home.
Run away! Run away! I was seriously thinking of running away!
It's not like you're late or anything.
Anyway, that's it!
I'm supposed to be able to go 50% faster, but I've dropped to 20%.
I've learned that I have the power to lower the probability by 30%.
Did you enjoy it, everyone?
You've been with me for a long time.
It's really less than five seconds, isn't it?
That's right.
We'll end up in a factory.
It's like "bam, bam, bam!"
Even if you're under pressure from people around you, you're a professional because you're playing like you always do.
We also respect you and support you.
We'd like you to cheer up a little bit.
Why do you always look like that?
I don't know which one you're talking about.
It's hard for me to say what I'm saying.
Let's play basketball with this in mind.
I'm going to do my best to draw this big picture for half a day or so.
It's about time for you to leave.
What do you think of this?
What do you think of me?